[ And he takes his shirt off, which is a wonderful way to start any plan. And before anyone can question this, he takes Alucard's hand and guides it to that scar, the one at his ribs. From back when this all started. ]

Start with something easy.

[ He closes his eyes, as if reciting something from memory. ]

Bar fight. Couldn't do my stitches right, so I had to rely on a fucking vampire's pity. And he took about the whole afternoon to do it.

[ He waits for a moment, then lets go of Alucard's hand and opens his eyes. ]

We take turns. But I just made you waste your turn on shit you already knew, so you can have another if you like. Only fair.