[The word nerd does not exist, but deep in their hearts there is no better description in this moment. Especially because at Trevor's laugh, Alucard just looks mildly annoyed. He likes books, Belmont! Let him have quiet hobbies!]

This is a question I'll regret having the answer to, but are there any that aren't about vampires, or am I going to spend a lifetime having to edit every single tome in there?

[And by edit he means change the information so it's even more incorrect.]