[ It really does not have to stop. He can keep this up until Alucard kicks him out of bed. He kind of wants to get kicked out of bed, in the same stupid, cowardly, self-destructive way that he wants to have a drink. ]

They sent the bailiff after her, to have her whipped. Because we'd told them we weren't married. And they thought she was pregnant.

[ The punishment didn't end up happening. Alucard can probably tell this much, because Trevor only sounds tired and slightly annoyed and not incandescent with rage. And also because nobody has ever, ever succeeded in making Sypha play along nicely with something that she did not want to do. ]