Now that is not a Trevor and Trevor alone job. [Alucard knows that they're inching towards talking about those long gone, and he remembers the stab-wrough-of-shit-talking a sibling.] Who in your family didn't help such a noble quest?

[He can't help but roll his eyes at Trevor's reaction. He knows where it's going, but really.]

It's practical. And it isn't as if this is going to change any time soon. You don't need to wear it constantly. Only when it is needed.

[this is the worst fucking proposal]