[Alucard doesn't quite laugh at that but...well. He'll confess to something:]
He's been around a few times before. I think I've stirred that spirit by accident.
[This is so stupid. He knows it's irrational. But fuck it, this liminal twilight of fear and exhaustion needs just a moment of irrationality.]
I had to check a particular inscription on a stone in the crypt one morning. You were both so very exhausted, and I wanted a morning where you weren't making comments about my hair. [Because let's be clear: Alucard's sex hair is truly amazing.] But I had to go past that tomb, disheveled, stinking of you and all, and that spirit knew and has expressed displeasure ever since.
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He's been around a few times before. I think I've stirred that spirit by accident.
[This is so stupid. He knows it's irrational. But fuck it, this liminal twilight of fear and exhaustion needs just a moment of irrationality.]
I had to check a particular inscription on a stone in the crypt one morning. You were both so very exhausted, and I wanted a morning where you weren't making comments about my hair. [Because let's be clear: Alucard's sex hair is truly amazing.] But I had to go past that tomb, disheveled, stinking of you and all, and that spirit knew and has expressed displeasure ever since.