[There's just going to be no escaping this. Alucard's too stuck in the middle here, Sypha's absolutely wiggling against all the right parts, so.
Okay, he's super stuck. At least as far as upper bodies go. His legs, however, are free agents, so he tries to reach back and hook one leg around Trevor's in what's probably the worst attempt to get leverage known to man.]
Sypha's right, this is downright scandalous Belmont.
[Is that too much faux authority? Hell yeah it is. And is he nearly laughing as the words escape his mouth? Also yes.]
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Okay, he's super stuck. At least as far as upper bodies go. His legs, however, are free agents, so he tries to reach back and hook one leg around Trevor's in what's probably the worst attempt to get leverage known to man.]
Sypha's right, this is downright scandalous Belmont.
[Is that too much faux authority? Hell yeah it is. And is he nearly laughing as the words escape his mouth? Also yes.]
Let go, I bet I can free you from that grasp.