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Trevor 'The Bear Situation' Belmont ([personal profile] miraclewhip) wrote2018-11-29 03:16 am

for [personal profile] cryptsleeper and [personal profile] adamic

[ It hadn't been long before the attacks had become nightly occurrences. There were close calls, a few too many of them, especially once they rejoined Sypha's caravan and were travelling with the very young and the elderly and those who simply could not fight. Before long, one thing became clear.

This was not coincidence, and something knew how to find them.

And so drastic measures had to be taken. The speakers had wards for this, magics that they had used since the start of their oral history, apparently to keep the eyes of god turned away from them. Whatever was being used to track their movements, it wouldn't be able to find them any more. Herbs were burned, spells were cast, and the attacks stopped. They traveled with the speakers for some time, until their path led them close to Belmont lands, and then they returned.

They returned to closed doors.

That in itself wasn't overly surprising. Keeping one's front doors open at all times was hardly the wisest of ideas. But they didn't open, no matter how Trevor shoved at them. No matter how much Sypha knocked nicely, like a normal person.

(there were tiny dents in the wood, dents that nobody would notice if they didn't know what to look for, where a knife handle had struck it years ago) ]


Let us in, you brooding vampire fuck.

[ And he takes his own knife, slamming the handle of it against the door. It worked once, right? ]

I swear to god, if you've decided to pull that 'grave' shit I'm going to get in here and wake you up with the fucking vampire killer.
cryptsleeper: (Sunrises)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-08 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[For once since this entire clusterfuck nightmare hellscape and a million other descriptive words aside began, Alucard's brain is switched off. It'll come back in a few more minutes, inevitably (or else it won't and they'll be a perfect, glorious mess of limbs again), but for now he's squished between them both, all warmth and relaxation and feeling as if there has not been week after hideous week of stupid bullshit.

(He had tried to protest this at the start, because he's the one who should be doing all the kissing, they saved him and there's gratitude to show for it in all the ways they didn't get to do before, but. Dry spells. And natural reactions. And how good it all felt to not just be smothered in affection but taken aback by it.)

Trevor's chest is where his face is right now (comfy, right amount of muscle and fat, always has been, always will be). His hands are lazily wrapped around Sypha's waist because that part was unencumbered by annoying robes (he had gotten rid of all his clothes. Unfair.) A pile like they always are after this, warm and contented and whole.

And there's just enough of him to be a jackass.]


Could've fooled me a moment ago.
adamic: (LOL)

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-08 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Fine, Treffy. Be like that. Sypha resigns herself to legs tied together and scoots back into the not-exactly-warmth of Alucard's chest. Her hair is likely soon to be tickling Trevor's nose as she presses her lips to Alucard's collarbone, one arm slung over his ribs.]

Can vampires even be tickled? [she wonders aloud--aloud and slightly muffled by said vampire.]
cryptsleeper: (Sunrises)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-08 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a pretty immediate and obvious response to Trevor being an ass, but uttering fuck you is absolutely pointless in their current positions. Already happened. And he'll get shit for it.

He'll get shit for elbowing Trevor too (not that it's possible to even accomplish right now), and all of this is on Alucard for bringing smart-assery into this situation. But he doesn't mind, it actually feels rather nice to fall into such a familiar pattern.]


You two make it very hard to pay attention at certain points in time.

[Sypha's arm's moved, and Alucard moves one of his hands just enough to rest one on her side. Rub soft little circles there, a smile on his face.]

Apparently I was very squirmy. Outgrew it, of course.

[There's also some effort to not just squirm as two very warm pairs of lips brush against a spot far too sensitive right now to handle any more attention. Not that it'll be refuse either, but...]
adamic: (Default)

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-09 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[Sypha is emphasizing that by trailing her hand down Alucard's chest, with feathery touch--down his chest, down his belly. She shares Trevor's shit-eating grin.]
cryptsleeper: (He's either happy or about to be sarcast)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-09 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's an unspoken unfair! when there's the familiar and ever elcome scratch of stubble along Alucard's neck. And he squirms just enough from that and the timing of Sypha's hand on his chest because bully the vampire is the worst game ever. It is laser targeted! Utterly unfair!

There's a whine though, playful and willing to admit that he knows they're being asses, but also it's the best thing in this moment.]


You two are rude, you know that?
adamic: (im cute n happy)

I’M SORRY

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-12 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
No I’m not.

[Her voice is far, far too playful for that to be a serious protestation. Besides, both of them know when she is being serious, anyhow, and this place is almost never one where she is.]

But maybe... [She doesn’t say “now I am,” but only because she’s pressed her lips to Alucard’s chest, and is angling her head as she does so that he can feel the feathery brush of her short, mussed hair against his chest.]
cryptsleeper: (Smirking jackass face)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-12 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alucard is all set to point out that they are absolutely proving him right about being rude. He even opens his mouth to start the protest, because those hands moving at different speeds, both demanding attention is so damn rude.

But then there's Trevor's lips on his neck, there's Sypha's lips on his chest, and every part of him is still much too sensitive to do anything else but squirm in absolute contentment.

The hands wrapped up in Sypha's robes tug just a little bit more (why are they still here?) and the part of Alucard's face that's mushed against Trevor's chest picks up just a little bit more. Because if everyone's going to be rude here, he's going to let his all too blissed out face distract too.]
adamic: (LOL)

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-15 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her robes were a tremendous nuisance only when she tossed and turned on restless nights—or at least that is how it used to be, then she started sleeping with the vampire and the Belmont... After a moment more struggle, she simply gives up and, with a weirdly graceful twist tucks her head under Alucard’s arm and her back to his front. Now they might need real help to be disentangled... but also makes squirming in the process much better.]
cryptsleeper: (Smirking jackass face)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-15 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alucard wants to just be an ass to Trevor. That's instinct one, always has been, always will be. Even if the kiss is good. (It is well beyond that.) Even if they're just going to stay here and be like this for hours. (The ideal.)

Then Sypha's doing something that he can't quite clock beyond it's very confusing, and he shifts just enough to look at the total twisted mess he's found himself in. And there's just a laugh, because there's an easy way to fix this problem. Probably with bonus squirming]


You could have just taken your robe off at the beginning.
adamic: (see my pout)

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-15 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I like having it on, [Sypha retorted, not for a moment stopping the press of her buttocks against Alucard’s groin. Just because a dhampir doesn’t seem to fear the cold and Belmont is a literal honest-to-God bear...]

[(There were other reasons, too)]

[When Trevor adds his arm around her waist, she stills—but only because now she has to figure out how to trap his hands too. Hmm...]
cryptsleeper: (i have an idea it's kind of a dick move)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-15 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It gets in the way! If I shred these by accidents, the blame lies on you. [The boys are both very naked! Something-something-unfair!

Speaking of unfair. That pressure from Sypha is going to be a problem in about ten more minutes.]


I admit, the hilarious comment might warrant retaliation.

[This has to be turned around somehow. That stillness in Sypha is the right way to go.]
adamic: (LOL)

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-15 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alucard, you foolish dhampir. What makes you think that wasn’t part of the plan all along?]

[But before she can explain her master plan like a real villain, Trevor has started tickling her and she’s gasping with laughter.]


No—no fair! [Instead of trying to free herself, Sypha’s reflex when tickled is to wiggle even harder, her arms clamped around Trevor’s wrist and Alucard’s arms and hands so tightly they couldn’t pull away even if they tried. Not really a beneficial reflex, really...]
cryptsleeper: (he smile!!!!)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-16 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[There's just going to be no escaping this. Alucard's too stuck in the middle here, Sypha's absolutely wiggling against all the right parts, so.

Okay, he's super stuck. At least as far as upper bodies go. His legs, however, are free agents, so he tries to reach back and hook one leg around Trevor's in what's probably the worst attempt to get leverage known to man.]


Sypha's right, this is downright scandalous Belmont.

[Is that too much faux authority? Hell yeah it is. And is he nearly laughing as the words escape his mouth? Also yes.]

Let go, I bet I can free you from that grasp.
adamic: (LOL)

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-18 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Aha...aha... [She can't stop laughing, though at least it is not painful, and--well--look, thesituation is clearly desperate. At last she manages to loosen up enough to allow Alucard to pull his hands free, while maintaining her reflexive vise-like grip on Trevor's hand, as if she just held hard enough, he'd be immobilized and unable to tickle her further.] Ahahahaaaalucard, c'mon, I'mahaha--haaaa...
cryptsleeper: (he smile!!!!)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-18 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
We are, yes.

[How is sort of in the air right now. But Alucard has his hands free, and with Sypha's squirming there's just a little big of wiggle room for him to turn around veeeeery carefully so his back is to Sypha instead. And now he can also grab Trevor's hands, and start to (carefully, no broken wrists allowed) break Trevor's tickle attack.]

Like so!
adamic: (im cute n happy)

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-18 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Belmont, foiled at last! [Now she's no longer being tickled, but still smiling, clinging to Trevor's wrist with both hands as Alucard moves it (and her) to pin him down.] The forces of magic and regular bathing triumph again.
cryptsleeper: (he smile!!!!)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, if we're going to fuss about regular baths we could ensure that it's well earned for a second time in a week.

[It's 200% time to both bully and maybe turn the tables on the Belmont.]

Feels like he's hardly worked up a sweat.
adamic: (im cute n happy)

[personal profile] adamic 2018-12-21 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...

[Sypha is having a ball. After a brief shudder at how Trevor touches her (it’s strange, and she wonders if it always will be, how gentle he can be from time to time), she rolls over atop him, between them—precisely the right size (by which is meant: tiny) to tuck her head under Alucard’s chin while folding her arms across Trevor’s wide chest, to better give him a judgmental look.]

Do we want him to put some work into it, Alucard? [She grins lazily.]
cryptsleeper: (he smile!!!!)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-12-22 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, my understanding of this situation was that you two did have a plan in mind, and now it's been very derailed.

[Actually, Alucard's sure that getting the vampire into bed was the plan from the get go. He doesn't mind at all (he opposite of minds). But now, now there are options. There's a low, thoughtful noise as he puts one hand on Sypha's hip (he's not rude, there's no tickling), and the other proceeds to tangle up into Trevor's hair.]

So while I'd like to see that plan through to the end, I am also now much too curious about what qualifies as real effort in this particular case.