So what does that add up to? An amateur vampire hunter...? Did they think he'd be an easier target because he's half-human, or...

[He hisses, still frustrated. It doesn't make sense. And it would probably help if he weren't so utterly blinded by affection for his vampire, but who could possibly have a motive to hurt Alucard? He's perfect. He's Alucard.]

I'm pretty sure he's going to notice if we try to rub ground-up skull cream onto his hands. It's not exactly inconspicuous.