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text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

hey
so what were you buying at the grocery store anyway

this is jotaro
the guy who punched you

and the guy you punched back i guess

un: 8==D 1/2

[miraclewhip]

youre going to have to be so, so much more specific

un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

oh wait the turnip guy

you know. food things. those fucking. flour worms with meat powder let me check the name

ramens. i was buying the ramens.

[starmark]

how often do you get punched at the grocery store
what the fuck

is that all you've been eating
just instant ramen

[miraclewhip]

look some guy tried to buy a fuckbillion boxes of the ramens because he didn't want to leave his house

and i wanted the ramens

so i took it out of his trolley because he hadnt paid for it yet anyway

text; un: alucard | forward dated to 4/5 because I'm like that

[reposing]

What is it like for you to be as drunk as you are?

Numb? Stupider surely.

un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

read: april 5th

un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

what the fuck i know this the setup to you being an asshole but ill bite

quiet mostly. warm. not hungry.

[reposing]

Is that seriously your username.

[reposing]

Does it actually make you feel better?

text | early iris

[starmark]

hey
i need you to not be a complete asshole for five minutes

i'm
also not going to be a complete asshole either

cease fire
truce
whatever

i need an answer to a vampire thing and you're the only person i know that i can ask

[miraclewhip]

Five seems a bit much ill try for three and see how i manage from there

ask away

[starmark]

what could burn a vampire bad enough that they couldn't heal from it

bright red burn
scarring
something that would sit on the wrists maybe

any ideas

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

hi
what size clothes do you wear

un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

how the fuck would i know that

[ And then a moment later- ]

wait shit they say it on that little cloth flap on the inside of the clothes dont they
this one fits me and it says

three pictures of a full moon

i wear three moon apparently

[ Yes, he got that information from one of several scavenged boyband t-shirts. The one that fits best. ]

[starmark]

three moon ??????
what the fuck

that doesn't sound right

text, un: rosaceae

[roseblooms]

Hello.

Are you one of the ones who came to the festival in Amegahara? I'd like to know if you're available to talk to me again. Preferably in person; I'd like to help feed the cats, while we're at it.

[miraclewhip]

i am

[ Festivals may not be his thing but festivals here mean a whole lot of free stuff and free stuff very much is his thing. ]

ill be back in town tonight. evening feeding is usually about six but i can just feed them when you show up

[roseblooms]

Oh. No, I'm sorry, that was thoughtlessly vague of me.

I'm also in Amegahara, at present. The reference to the cats was mostly a pretext. Helping to pay for feeding them, rather.

I'm in something of a mood, it seems. I'm trying to bribe you in exchange for your time.

text, un: camliax

[speakerstone]

Trtecvoer

Ugh stupid hod damnkm

Arse you there?

ARE

FINGERNAILS!

un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

oh my god your worse at this than i am

or drunker

congratulations on whichever achievement it is

[speakerstone]

Worsoe at what excatly

I wish i wasdf drunk fori this. Sasnguis is terrible. Annoyiuung to ttypoe with talons

text, un: rosaceae | circa august cordis/tdm

[roseblooms]

Why anyone is trusting the word of this Vulpus character after the stunts he's already pulled is honestly beyond my comprehension.

[There is a 50/50 chance this text is a misfire but that's fine.]

un: Tretecvoer

[miraclewhip]

hey

some of us dont trust him at all we just want free dick cakes

[roseblooms]

...What in the world have you done to your username?