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Trevor Belmont ⬤ castlevania
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moonblessing ⬤ cordis

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text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

hi
what size clothes do you wear

un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

how the fuck would i know that

[ And then a moment later- ]

wait shit they say it on that little cloth flap on the inside of the clothes dont they
this one fits me and it says

three pictures of a full moon

i wear three moon apparently

[ Yes, he got that information from one of several scavenged boyband t-shirts. The one that fits best. ]

[starmark]

three moon ??????
what the fuck

that doesn't sound right

[miraclewhip]

nah this one fits me so it must be right

[ He attaches a picture of the shirt's label. There are three moons on it, because that was the logo of the company that made it. And then washing instructions, and then the actual size which may or may not be moon-based because I don't know how Lunatian sizes work. ]

three moon

[starmark]

[is it possible to stare in stupefied disbelief so long that your eyes come loose and bounce out of your skull]

oh

[come on, Kujo, play nice, that was the whole point of this, remember]

well ok
anyway i think that gives me an idea

i'll figure out how to get this stuff to you when i'm done
i can drop it off or leave it with alucard or whatever

[miraclewhip]

[ Look, figuring out clothing sizes is for people who buy clothes instead of stealing them from clotheslines or dead bodies or dumpster-diving for discarded boyband merch. Who aren't powerful enough in their desire to sacrifice their dignity for free shit to go around wearing a ♥TARN♥ IS ♥BAE♥ shirt. ]

you can drop it off but i cant really invite you in i never really put anything in here
furniture-wise i mean i put noodles in here but you cant sit on noodles theyre not chairs

you trying to get me clothes or something

[starmark]

alucard said you'd be happy enough with a beer
figured i'd do something that would last longer

don't read too much into it

you need clothes that aren't straight out of the dark ages
that's all

[miraclewhip]

i do have clothes. lots of clothes.

[ Okay so they're all boyband themed and most of them are way too small for him and are being repurposed as cleaning rags or folded up and stored for emergencies but he has SO MANY t-shirts and pajama sets and pairs of tiny shorts with band member names on the butt. ]

im not going to complain about free stuff though. you dont need to do this but im not going to stop anyone from giving me free stuff

[starmark]

no one's making you wear them
you can use them for dustrags if that's what you decide

i just figure you might have an easier time when you go drinking if you don't look like a hobo

anyway you're getting this
i'll drop it off in like an hour


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[miraclewhip]

would a hobo be rashas number one baby girl

[ Okay so the chuckle there isn't audible through text, but it totally is. ]

thanks
you want to come with sometime
when I go drinking i mean

[starmark]

what does that even m
no
you know what
no
i don't even want to know

[SCANDALIZED]

sure
have you found a place that's good
and doesn't ask too many questions

[miraclewhip]

[ Attached is a picture of his current t-shirt. Frankly the disturbing thing is that it fits him perfectly despite the 'Rasha's #1 Baby Girl' printed across the front of it in pink glitter. ]

ill be honest i dont know what it means
or i have a pretty good idea but the specifics elude me and im happier not finding out

ive found a place that has clean bathrooms and that lets me in wearing this

[starmark]

TAKE THAT OFF

[he will never unsee it]

we're not going drinking anywhere that lets you in wearing that

[miraclewhip]

what if i don't want to
what if i like it

[ He doesn't. But he does like being difficult. ]

well shit that rules out anywhere ive been lately

[starmark]

you don't like it

you're too much of a jackass to like it

[miraclewhip]

hey
i like things
maybe not this shirt but things

you found anywhere good? or do i just suggest places until i hit one you dont hate

[starmark]

there's a place called the tipsy cow

it doesn't have anything to do with cows
but they don't ask for id at the door

or at the bar actually

[miraclewhip]

sounds good. ill meet you there sometime after ive learned to dress myself

mind if its over cordis? im better company then

[starmark]

oh
uh, sure

i mean i've been around you when it wasn't cordis and you were fine
are you sure you want to do it then?

[miraclewhip]

its not a big deal if not
im just

nicer at cordis

unless you dont like insects i suppose

[starmark]

i'm fine with insects

look whatever works for you, i don't really care
if you want it to be during cordis then fine

we can hang out while you're a bug it's fine