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Trevor Belmont ⬤ castlevania
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[starmark]

stop calling them worms
what the fuck
you're going to eat those




how many did you take

[miraclewhip]

all 20

[starmark]

so

are you going to have sex with the noodles

[miraclewhip]

ill have you know that i rescued the noodles from a noodle pervert

and also that there are only 19 boxes left so that's a perfectly normal non-sex number of boxes of noodles to have

[starmark]

i don't know

that sounds like something a guy who fucks noodles would say

[miraclewhip]

well yeah because hes a lying noodlefucker

im a truth-telling
well okay you dont want to know what i fuck probably but ill have you know its a normal thing to have sex with and not noodles

a truth telling person

[miraclewhip]

wait shit i could have just said a truth telling noodle eater

[starmark]

i mean around here there's two likely suspects
either you're fucking a person or you're fucking one of those things you can buy in stores

there's some weird shit in the stores around here

[miraclewhip]

look i dont buy anything but beer and ramens

shit that sounds incriminating

[starmark]

i don't buy any of it either

i just steal it

[miraclewhip]

you do you

unless you stole 20 cakes or something

in which case you do those cakes

[starmark]

why are cakes the first thing you assumed

why are you so fixated on sticking your dick in food

[miraclewhip]

well your not exactly going to need to steal turnips are you

the point is im not havig sex with the ramens. just eating them

[starmark]

my turnip powers also work on cakes

also that's probably for the best anyway
can't get chroma from fucking noodles

[miraclewhip]

what the fuck. you cant magic both turnips and cakes. their from completely different meals. you have to choose one.

[starmark]

i realize it's probably a lot for you to handle

take your time

[miraclewhip]

...is that supposed to be some kind of pun or are you trying to give me a hint out of pity

[starmark]

i'm saying it's ok if you're too stupid to deal with the idea that my turnip powers aren't just limited to turnips

[miraclewhip]

right. so it was a time pun.

[starmark]

what?

i didn't make a pun
it's a figure of speech?

[miraclewhip]

oh

well shit id narrowed it down to two possibilities and i thought you were telling me the answer

now i have to start at turnips again

[starmark]

wait are you actually trying to figure out what my


uh
what my powers do ???

what two possibilities?

His use of capitalisation here is not him meaningfully getting better at typing, just autocorrect

[miraclewhip]

Of course I am. Would you not get curious about teleporting turnips?

Which was one of the possibilities. Teleporting shit. Maybe limited to turnips. And cake. Probably not.

Then the other would be that the turnips didn’t move instantly. Which means moving them normally and either fucking with the passage of time or making me forget. Doubt Alucard with tolerate anyone who went around messing with people’s heads like that, so that leaves the time thing. Never heard of anyone managing it long enough to stack turnips, but hey. Maybe you’re an effective turnip stacker.

[starmark]

what the fuck

[Okay, so Trevor Belmont is...actually pretty smart. Certainly observant.

Fuck. Even more reason to grudgingly like the guy.]

can people just do shit like that in wallachia?

teleport shit
or fuck with the flow of time

[miraclewhip]

few of them.

usually people move themselves around, rather than things, but it happens. some vampires can. usually they're like Alucard, mind. fast, but not instant.

never seen someone do time shit without a tool for it. not easy with one either, from what i've heard. at least not short term. had some family friends say they could send messages into the past but i think they might just all be mad

[ he has a perfect wife who teleports things and tells stories to the past. ]