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text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

hey
so what were you buying at the grocery store anyway

this is jotaro
the guy who punched you

and the guy you punched back i guess

un: 8==D 1/2

[miraclewhip]

youre going to have to be so, so much more specific

un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

oh wait the turnip guy

you know. food things. those fucking. flour worms with meat powder let me check the name

ramens. i was buying the ramens.

[starmark]

how often do you get punched at the grocery store
what the fuck

is that all you've been eating
just instant ramen

[miraclewhip]

look some guy tried to buy a fuckbillion boxes of the ramens because he didn't want to leave his house

and i wanted the ramens

so i took it out of his trolley because he hadnt paid for it yet anyway

[starmark]

so did he see you doing it

is that why he punched you

[miraclewhip]

yes

also i may have suggested he was going to have sex with the noodles

which was intended as an insult but in my defense was probably true
im just saying if i didnt want people to judge me for probably having weird sex with squares of flour worms then i wouldnt buy 20 of anything while living in hornytown

if you buy that many of something here its probably a sex thing

[starmark]

stop calling them worms
what the fuck
you're going to eat those




how many did you take

[miraclewhip]

all 20

[starmark]

so

are you going to have sex with the noodles

[miraclewhip]

ill have you know that i rescued the noodles from a noodle pervert

and also that there are only 19 boxes left so that's a perfectly normal non-sex number of boxes of noodles to have

[starmark]

i don't know

that sounds like something a guy who fucks noodles would say

[miraclewhip]

well yeah because hes a lying noodlefucker

im a truth-telling
well okay you dont want to know what i fuck probably but ill have you know its a normal thing to have sex with and not noodles

a truth telling person

[miraclewhip]

wait shit i could have just said a truth telling noodle eater

[starmark]

i mean around here there's two likely suspects
either you're fucking a person or you're fucking one of those things you can buy in stores

there's some weird shit in the stores around here

[miraclewhip]

look i dont buy anything but beer and ramens

shit that sounds incriminating

[starmark]

i don't buy any of it either

i just steal it

[miraclewhip]

you do you

unless you stole 20 cakes or something

in which case you do those cakes

[starmark]

why are cakes the first thing you assumed

why are you so fixated on sticking your dick in food

[miraclewhip]

well your not exactly going to need to steal turnips are you

the point is im not havig sex with the ramens. just eating them

[starmark]

my turnip powers also work on cakes

also that's probably for the best anyway
can't get chroma from fucking noodles

[miraclewhip]

what the fuck. you cant magic both turnips and cakes. their from completely different meals. you have to choose one.

[starmark]

i realize it's probably a lot for you to handle

take your time

[miraclewhip]

...is that supposed to be some kind of pun or are you trying to give me a hint out of pity

[starmark]

i'm saying it's ok if you're too stupid to deal with the idea that my turnip powers aren't just limited to turnips